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Best Santa Banta Jokes Ever (Top. 50 Hindi) - 2016-17


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1. Santa:-yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de.. 

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2. Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-Seriously Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi

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3. Santa x banta-"i m going" ko hindi m kya kahenge? Banta-m ja raha hun santa-sale ans de pahle ques ka ans diye bina to tera baap b ni ja skta

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4. Santa:tum ek bar me kitne logo ko utha sakte ho banta:4logo ko santa tumse aacha to murga hi hai vo ek bar me pure mohalla ko utha deta hai he! He! He!

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5. Santa ke lips jale hu the Banta : kaise jale santa : wife ko raliway seteation droop karne gaya tha. Banta : To ? Santa : kushi ka mare train ke engine ko choom liya

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6. Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

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7. Santa - Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kar di? Banta - Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa - Tune "IDEA" ka ad nayi dekha?' WALK when u TALK'.. 

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8. Santa ke ghar me daku ghus gya. . . . . Daku-sona kaha hai? . . . . . Santa-pura hi ghar khali pada hai.jaha chao wahan so jao:-P ek like to banta hai apne smart santa ke liye(y)

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9. Santa ne Banta se kaha:- ”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?” . . Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chhod do aur last me likh dena, "paas karke dikha"

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10. Santa: Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai.? Tere dost ki death ho gayi hai.. Tu gaya kyu nayi?? Banta: Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nayi..

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11. Santa : Matlbi dost se bach kar raho. Banta : magar "matlbi" dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai..... :D :P

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12. Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha Hai ? . . Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai, Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya Tha . Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya . . Banta: Kyon ? Chain Chandi Ki Laya tha Kya ? . . . Santa: Nahi , Cycle Ki...!!

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13. Santa Banta se: Sadi gharwali karwachauth da vrat nahi karadi, balki is din ek roti jayada hi khandi hai. Banta: Admi dekh ke hi vrat rakhya janda hai..

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14. santa banta joks santa:how does an electric motor run... banta:dhuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr santa:stop iiiiiiiiit....... banta:dhuuurrr dump dump dhumpp...

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15. santa : train me raat bhar nind nahi aai upar ki seat mili thi garmi bahut thi. . . Banta : to xchnge kar leta. . . . . Santa : kis'se karta niche ki seat par koi aaya hi nahi. .! Phir kisse seat xchnge karta.....

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16. SANTA- MARNE K BD INSAAN KYA BANTA H...??? . . . BANTA- LADKE TO BHOOT BANTE H PAR !!! . . "LADKIAN CHUDAIL KI CHUDAIL RAHETI HAIN.. ;) :P :D

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17. SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY. SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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18. Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha banta ne pucha ye kya kr raha he santa bola lassi bana raha hun Banta: ye kya pagalpan he teri aise harkatho ki wajah se hum pr joke bante he Ab . . . . . Itni sari lassi kon piyeega

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20. Santa- "Pados mein kya chal raha he? Banta- "Birthday hai" Santa- "Kiska?" Banta- "Tuyu ka." Santa ne puchha, "Tuyu?" Banta- "Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de rahahai... - Happy Birthday Tuyu! abb ye kab samje ge ye santa or banta...

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21. Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. Phir usay class mein ura.. Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . . :P ;) :D

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22. Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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23. Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya.

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24. Santa was drawing money 4rm ATM. Banta,who was just behind him in d line said: I've seen ur password. It's 4444.  Santa: U r wrng . It's 1894

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25. A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slap u? Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…

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26. Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..! :P ;) :D

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27. AK SCENE ME SANTA AUR BANTA KLE AUR SEB KA ROLL KRTE HE AUR DONO ME LDAI HO JATI HAI KELA; TUJHE TO LOG KAT KAR KHAT HE. SEB TUJHE TO LOG NANGA KRK KHATE HE. HA HA HA!

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28. Santa. Menu raat gali ch 1000 da note labhiya oste likhiya c. I Love U. Banta..te pher. Santa.pher ki main. Same x U.likh ke othe vaps rakhta.

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30. Santa- oye tumne apni sagai kyu toddi banta -array uska koi bf nahi tha santa - toh? banta- jo aj tak kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kya hogi?

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31. santa: tum bike tez q chala rahe ho ? banta: ye letter urgent dena hian santa: kahan ? banta: address padhne k tym nai hai santa: Ok go fast !

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32. Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet..... . . All ladies suddenly stand up . . Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai, Baitho Baitho… hahahahaha

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33. Santa-"OYE Tu PAPPITA Vechan Wali Nu KISS Q Kitta????"Banta-"Ohi Baar Baar Chillari C....PAPPI Ta Le Lo....PAPPI Ta Le Lo....Te Main Le Li..

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34. Santa and banta bnkr life jiyo kbhi apko dukh choo b nhi payega me aj se hi try krti hu ap kb karenge,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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35. Santa says:"Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar"Nahi Kar Sakta" .. .. .. Aaj Santa Serious hai.

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36. 1 sentence of Santa,
Made the photographer mad…
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He said:-
Yaar, take my passport size photo,
But my chappal should also come..!!


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37. Santa was giving speech on suicide,
Suicide is a crime,
It is a madness,
Suicide is a big evilness,
Its better that a man shoots himself,
Rather than doing suicide…!!!


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38. Santa’s lips were burnt,
Banta: How did your lips burn??
Santa: I went to railway station,
To drop my wife….
Banta: Then…?
Santa: In happiness I kissed,
The engine of the train!!!

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39. Teacher to Santa: Your son is a fool,
See his report…
Eng-2, Maths-5, Science-7,
SST-8Hindi-3, Total-25.
Santa: In total he has done very nice,
I didn’t send him tution for this subject…!!


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40. SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?

BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.

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41. Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.

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42. Santa- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Banta-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Santa-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Banta-sabji..!

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43. Santa Banta train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"

Santa-khak wel done,Jana to Banta ko tha,

Mai to chhodne aya tha!!

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44.Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?

Classic Answer By Banta-

Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET...


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45. Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are wah Vo kaise?
sardar- Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.


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46. Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.

Ki

Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.

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47. Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....

Santa - sir

1.SMO KING

2.DRIN KING.. . .

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48. Santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!

Same as above


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49. Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
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Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.

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50. Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .

Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .

Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...



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